Another piece of the book 642 Tiny Things To Write About.
At a banquet in Kazakhstan, you are greeted as a guest of honour and served the traditional sheep's eyeball. Respectfully, you decline. You are then offered the sheep's tongue, instead. What's your excuse this time? Pretty simple. I would say "I am gluten intolerant", as no one has any clue what gluten is. Let's do another one... You live in a cloud. Give three tips for how not to fall off. 1. Don't go too close to the edges (corners, circles...whatever...rim) 2. Do not jump too boisterously as the cloud will sink in and you might drop through it. 3. Make sure you are always in the thickest part of the cloud to avoid the unfortunate event of a hole emerging and you being too close.
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AuthorIn September 2015 I started a new chapter of my life by moving (temporarily or permanently, not yet decided) to England where I work and socialise now. Archives
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