From 642 Tiny Things to write about (by the San Francisco Writer's Grotto
Consider your oldest friendship. Describe how you could destroy it in five minutes. How you destroy all your relationships. By being brutally and irretrievably honest. No, really, think about it, it sounds terrible, but we know it's true. You made the first machine that turns water into gold. You've got one minute to pitch investors on what your machine is. Go. This machine turns water into gold and if you invest, I will be so insanely rich that I can make you insanely rich, too. (Is there more to say???) You get home and your spouse says, "We need to talk." The first thing that flashes through your mind is... What flashes through everybody's mind, I assume. "Uh oh, what did he do" or "Uh oh, how did he find out..." What do the post-it-note remainders say on the desks of the following people: The President of the United States Don't worry, you won't be president much longer. Dumbledore I have to lay out a ridiculously complex and intricate plan for Harry which will miraculously still work out although it relies a lot on people showing up in the right moment and co-incidences. But do not tell him, it would be too simple. God Ask the devil why he has abandoned hell and runs for president in the United States. Your favourite part of your lover's body Seriously??? Er, his eyes... No, I actually love every part of him except for his toes because two of them are half grown together and it freaks me out.
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